found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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