The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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