one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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