Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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