Whod you bang
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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