I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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