i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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