You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it's like heaven, but drunker
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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