Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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