you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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