porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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