so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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