god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We're too hungover to prance.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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