please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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