He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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