farters have to be the big spoon...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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