so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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