found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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