I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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