If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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