We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
