I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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