don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
