Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I look better un-naked...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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