im drinking this country out of the recession.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Panties = found
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