Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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