please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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