He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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