So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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