There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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