and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
