doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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