Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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