Sponge bath it is.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize