brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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