You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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