my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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