A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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