I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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