You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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