Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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