yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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