Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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