Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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