somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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