He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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