it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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