we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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