Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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