This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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