Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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