Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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