She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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